{"id":223,"date":"2005-12-21T22:52:53","date_gmt":"2005-12-22T02:52:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alison.com\/wordpress\/?p=223"},"modified":"2006-10-13T23:32:32","modified_gmt":"2006-10-14T03:32:32","slug":"oh-dear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2005\/12\/21\/oh-dear\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, dear."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>    I&#8217;m sorry, I just have to post this link:&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fuckchristmas.org\/\">http:\/\/www.fuckchristmas.org\/<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>    Not only is it readable, despite the horrible language, but it contains some very    enlightening links.&nbsp; Many illuminating quotes from the defenders of Christmas    (their way, dammit!) <\/p>\n<p>    In other news, from Salon.com:&nbsp;  <\/p>\n<p>    In a remarkably unequivocal decision Tuesday, a federal judge ruled that teaching    intelligent design in public science classrooms in Dover, Pa., is prohibited by the    constitutional separation of church and state. In <a href=\"http:\/\/i.a.cnn.net\/cnn\/2005\/images\/12\/20\/kitzmiller.pdf\">the    decision,<\/a> Judge John E. Jones III declared that the school district&#8217;s claim that    I.D. is a scientifically valid alternative to evolution is simply wrong. &#8220;Intelligent    design is nothing less than the progeny of creationism,&#8221; he writes.  <\/p>\n<p>    Thank goodness. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&rsquo;m sorry, I just have to post this link:&nbsp; http:\/\/www.fuckchristmas.org\/ Not only is it readable, despite the horrible language, but it contains some very enlightening links.&nbsp; Many illuminating quotes from the defenders of Christmas (their way, dammit!) In other news, from Salon.com:&nbsp; In a remarkably unequivocal decision Tuesday, a federal judge ruled that teaching intelligent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-rants"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Oh, dear. - Alison Blogs Here<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2005\/12\/21\/oh-dear\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Alison\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2005\/12\/21\/oh-dear\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2005\/12\/21\/oh-dear\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Alison\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/#\/schema\/person\/12f38319b03ba31c0f25a4f81c830ce7\"},\"headline\":\"Oh, dear.\",\"datePublished\":\"2005-12-22T02:52:53+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2006-10-14T03:32:32+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2005\/12\/21\/oh-dear\/\"},\"wordCount\":125,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/#\/schema\/person\/12f38319b03ba31c0f25a4f81c830ce7\"},\"keywords\":[\"Rants\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2005\/12\/21\/oh-dear\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2005\/12\/21\/oh-dear\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2005\/12\/21\/oh-dear\/\",\"name\":\"Oh, dear. - 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