{"id":255,"date":"2005-10-27T21:54:57","date_gmt":"2005-10-28T01:54:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alison.com\/wordpress\/?p=255"},"modified":"2006-10-13T23:47:53","modified_gmt":"2006-10-14T03:47:53","slug":"exploding-head-syndrome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2005\/10\/27\/exploding-head-syndrome\/","title":{"rendered":"Exploding Head Syndrome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>    I was reading about this on some site or another (apparently it&#8217;s real, but it doesn&#8217;t    involve any actual explosions or spewing out of brain matter) and I think it&#8217;s an    appropriate description of my head right now.&nbsp; Drove down to the new town today,    made appointments to register the daughters in their new schools, scoped out the neighborhood    retail and dining establishments, drove back up.&nbsp; Got home in time to pick up    daughter #2, swing by the asian grocer for bean sprouts and bok choy to go with dinner,    got home and there was a message from daughter #1 that she&#8217;d missed her bus.&nbsp;    Back in the car, pick her up, sit briefly before beginning to prep dinner.&nbsp; Nasty    weather&#8217;s a-comin&#8217;, so my barometric sinuses are in overdrive, working on applying    enough pressure for an actual head explosion (WITH spewing brain tissue!&nbsp; Film    at 11!) and when hubby walks in the door, I realize I forgot to go to the pharmacy    to get my prescription.&nbsp; And he couldn&#8217;t find the property tax bill until it    was too late to pay it.&nbsp; And tonight we have violin lesson and survivor night.&nbsp;    So tomorrow, I&#8217;ll be running two extra errands in addition to trying to pack a few    dozen more boxes.&nbsp; And Saturday, the home inspector comes early in the morning,    we have to drive to south Jersey to borrow Mom and Dad&#8217;s pickup truck, and back, take    the kids to a halloween party, and pack more boxes.&nbsp; Sunday, we&#8217;ll start the    day with some more box packing, then another halloween party.&nbsp; Monday, I&#8217;ll pack    some boxes, pick up daughter #2 and get her in her costume, then spend an hour or    so taking pictures of the school halloween parade, and then, for a change of pace,    pack some boxes.&nbsp;  <\/p>\n<p>    It would help a lot if my head would explode already, then I&#8217;d stop thinking. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was reading about this on some site or another (apparently it&rsquo;s real, but it doesn&rsquo;t involve any actual explosions or spewing out of brain matter) and I think it&rsquo;s an appropriate description of my head right now.&nbsp; Drove down to the new town today, made appointments to register the daughters in their new schools, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[86],"class_list":["post-255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-general"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.7 - 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