{"id":264,"date":"2005-10-18T17:40:39","date_gmt":"2005-10-18T21:40:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alison.com\/wordpress\/?p=264"},"modified":"2006-10-13T23:50:31","modified_gmt":"2006-10-14T03:50:31","slug":"heres-what-im-talking-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2005\/10\/18\/heres-what-im-talking-about\/","title":{"rendered":"Here’s What I’m Talking About!"},"content":{"rendered":"

When I started fiddling around with the camera on my phone (sometimes things that do too many things are worse than things that do only one thing. . .) a woman came from the far end of the parking lot, crossing traffic going into the lot, brought her cart all the way up to the store, and left it (it’s the one in the middle.)  What the heck is wrong with people that they go all the way up to where the carts are stored, and then leave them NEAR the other carts?  How much more effort does it take to push the cart in?  I’m really curious as to what is going on in these people’s minds.  If anyone out there has a clue, let me know, because I sure can’t figure it out. <\/p>\n

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