{"id":36,"date":"2006-10-02T22:11:31","date_gmt":"2006-10-03T02:11:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alison.com\/wordpress\/?p=36"},"modified":"2006-10-13T11:12:59","modified_gmt":"2006-10-13T15:12:59","slug":"i-hate-my-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2006\/10\/02\/i-hate-my-back\/","title":{"rendered":"I Hate My Back."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>    It&#8217;s been painful, way down low, off and on for a couple of weeks and really bad for    the last five days.&nbsp; The kids have had to help me with pretty much anything that    involves bending forward without holding onto something.&nbsp; So I was really happy    when I felt a lot better this morning (after the morning nap, not first thing.)&nbsp;    I had a list &#8211; clean the ceiling fan blades, sanitize the stinky cat boxes, hang up    some fabric, maybe even sew something &#8211; but first, we were really low on groceries.&nbsp;    I made my dinner menus, compiled the grocery list, set off for the store.&nbsp; Got    everything just fine, made sure to bend at the knees and all that, just to be safe.&nbsp;    Got out to the van, loaded the bags in, carefully lifted the case of seltzer out of    the cart and went to put it in the trunk when my back snapped.&nbsp; I saw stars.&nbsp;&nbsp;    I yelled really loudly.&nbsp; Crap.&nbsp; Crapcrapcrap.&nbsp; Instead of getting stuff    done, I took four advil, propped the heating pad on a bunch of pillows in the family    room and watched a couple of hours of The Daily Show.&nbsp; The kids mostly made dinner,    Audrey even served, and now I&#8217;m waiting for hubby to show up with some Naproxen Sodium    because the advil isn&#8217;t doing squat, and the muscle pain and tension is running up    my entire spine and giving me a headache.&nbsp; Ironic, too, that I slept through    my chiro appointment this morning.&nbsp;  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&rsquo;s been painful, way down low, off and on for a couple of weeks and really bad for the last five days.&nbsp; The kids have had to help me with pretty much anything that involves bending forward without holding onto something.&nbsp; So I was really happy when I felt a lot better this morning (after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-wellness"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.7 - 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