{"id":481,"date":"2007-04-15T18:36:31","date_gmt":"2007-04-15T23:36:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2007\/04\/15\/godless-killing-machine\/"},"modified":"2007-04-15T18:36:31","modified_gmt":"2007-04-15T23:36:31","slug":"godless-killing-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2007\/04\/15\/godless-killing-machine\/","title":{"rendered":"Godless Killing Machine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bears have nothing on this guy.  Apologies to Stephen Colbert, but <strong>this<\/strong> is the ultimate Godless Killing Machine.  <\/p>\n<p><a href='https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/godlesskillingmachine.jpg' title='godlesskillingmachine.jpg'><img src='https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/godlesskillingmachine.jpg' alt='godlesskillingmachine.jpg' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Worse still, he&#8217;s discovered that it&#8217;s kind of fun to bring his prey in through the dog door, often before it&#8217;s quite 100% deceased.  He&#8217;s been very busy bringing in birds, but I&#8217;m sure that once bunny season is in full swing, we&#8217;ll be seeing a lot of those.  I don&#8217;t know which I&#8217;d rather be cleaning up &#8211; gobs of feathers, or chunks of fur.  Yuck.<\/p>\n<p>In other cat news, Stephanie is still hanging on.  Her tumor has gotten bigger and is giving her more trouble, but she&#8217;s still eating with gusto, climbing on laps, purring when she gets attention, and enjoying the comfort of an unmade bed with her friends. . .<\/p>\n<p><a href='https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/stephieapr15.jpg' title='stephieapr15.jpg'><img src='https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/stephieapr15.jpg' alt='stephieapr15.jpg' \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bears have nothing on this guy. Apologies to Stephen Colbert, but this is the ultimate Godless Killing Machine. Worse still, he&rsquo;s discovered that it&rsquo;s kind of fun to bring his prey in through the dog door, often before it&rsquo;s quite 100% deceased. 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