{"id":503,"date":"2007-05-08T08:26:23","date_gmt":"2007-05-08T13:26:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2007\/05\/08\/im-the-bast\/"},"modified":"2007-05-08T08:26:23","modified_gmt":"2007-05-08T13:26:23","slug":"im-the-bast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alisonblogs.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2007\/05\/08\/im-the-bast\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m the Bast!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like I&#8217;ve already got the jump on becoming a crazy cat lady.  Check this out:<\/p>\n<table style=\"width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; font: normal 12px arial, verdana, sans-serif; background-color: white;\">\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" style=\"background: white; color: black; padding: 5px;\"><b style=\"font: bold 20px 'Times New Roman', serif; display: block; margin-bottom: 8px;\">Which God or Goddess are you like?<\/b> <\/p>\n<div style=\"font-size: 16px; margin-bottom: 4px;\">Your Result: <b>Goddess Bast<\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 200px; background: white; border: 1px solid black;\">\n<div style=\"width: 77%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"margin: 10px; border: none; background: white; color: black;\">You are the Goddess Bast. You are quiet and calm, but when need be, you are firm and fierce. You are full of love, and you always care. People often come to you for advise or guidance, and you willingly give it. Congatulations!! You are Goddess!!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;\">Goddess Sekhemet<\/td>\n<td style=\"background: white; padding: 3px;\">\n<div style=\"width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;\">\n<div style=\"width: 69%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;\">Budha<\/td>\n<td style=\"background: white; padding: 3px;\">\n<div style=\"width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;\">\n<div style=\"width: 62%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;\">The Christian God<\/td>\n<td style=\"background: white; padding: 3px;\">\n<div style=\"width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;\">\n<div style=\"width: 55%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;\">God Zeus<\/td>\n<td style=\"background: white; padding: 3px;\">\n<div style=\"width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;\">\n<div style=\"width: 44%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;\">Jesus<\/td>\n<td style=\"background: white; padding: 3px;\">\n<div style=\"width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;\">\n<div style=\"width: 44%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;\">You are your own God or Goddess<\/td>\n<td style=\"background: white; padding: 3px;\">\n<div style=\"width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;\">\n<div style=\"width: 42%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color: black; background: white; padding: 3px;\">Satan<\/td>\n<td style=\"background: white; padding: 3px;\">\n<div style=\"width: 100px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; margin-top: 4px;\">\n<div style=\"width: 33%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gotoquiz.com\/which_god_or_goddess_are_you_like\"><b>Which God or Goddess are you like?<\/b><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gotoquiz.com\/\">Make Your Own Quiz<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like I&rsquo;ve already got the jump on becoming a crazy cat lady. 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