Oct18

Here’s What I’m Talking About!

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Here’s What I’m Talking About!

When I started fiddling around with the camera on my phone (sometimes things that do too many things are worse than things that do only one thing. . .) a woman came from the far end of the parking lot, crossing traffic going into the lot, brought her cart all the way up to the store, and left it (it’s the one in the middle.)  What the heck is wrong with people that they go all the way up to where the carts are stored, and then leave them NEAR the other carts?  How much more effort does it take to push the cart in?  I’m really curious as to what is going on in these people’s minds.  If anyone out there has a clue, let me know, because I sure can’t figure it out.

Oct17

New Buyer Stories

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New Buyer Stories

So, the guy who’s going to buy the house now stopped by to visit.  I can’t wait to meet his wife – he’s a pisser, and she sounds like a lot of fun, too.  However, I did have to criticize him – they started doing some visualization and spellwork to ger our original deal to fall through, and it worked.  I would have preferred that they had done it earlier so we didn’t have to go through all the hassle!

How to get a real estate deal canceled – go through with the inspector and prompt him with stuff like “don’t you think this is dangerous?” and “how many lives will be lost if this breaks” and such, then insist that the sellers do at least $90K worth of work to fix the house before you’ll close.  Saying to the wife, though, “Honey, you’re friggin’ nuts, we’re not bidding on this house” will save a lot of grief all around.  Take my word for it.