No Gardening Today (Maybe)

No Gardening Today (Maybe)

I’ve fallen behind on housework because the garden has been taking up so much of my time. Right now, though, I’m at a point where what’s left is mostly aesthetics. You know, spreading more mulch, training vines as they grow up their trellises, and so on. I spent many, many hours this weekend pulling up the forty gazillion oak trees that sprouted in the garden, so I’m stiff and sore, anyway. Now, most weeds, like the oak and maple seedlings that so love this sandy soil, can be pulled up and done with. However, we have a few that spread by root runner. You can kind of keep up with the quackgrass, crabgrass, and some other miscellaneous weeds, but we have a kind of sorrel that is out of control. I found out the hard way that if you pull up all the sorrel you can see, you get even more because each tiny shred of rootlet sends out a new runner with dozens of sprouts in a matter of days. It was time for the Roundup. (Sorry, Gayle. It had to be done. . .) The problem, though, is that it’s all in between the plants I want to keep, and it’s very windy down here. Back in Bloomfield, with a much smaller piece of land and more manageable weed populations, I’d just take a paintbrush and paint it on. Here, I’d be doing that every day until December. So take a gander at my cool new invention:

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It’s one of those industrial spray bottles from Costco, and a 20-ounce soda bottle with the bottom cut off. The top opening is exactly the right size, and snaps onto the tip of the sprayer. I was able to spray single weeds at a time without Roundup blowing through the air onto other plants. Gosh darn it, I’m so clever!

Today, though, it’s kitchen cleanup, vacuuming, and maybe even some ironing. I might squeeze in an errand, but we shall see. Mmmmmm. . .but first, let’s open up all the windows in the house!

Noah’s Park. . .

Noah’s Park. . .

I’m just going to pluck out a few of the funniest parts of an article about Florida’s latest creationist “museum”. It and the newer, bigger, even less contaminated by science museum outside Cincinnati have gotten a bunch of blog post activity, but the Ohio one just has a really lame website, and Noah’s Park has an article full o’laughs.

The author first describes it as

Noah’s Park, a Gospel fossil park emulating the blockbuster movie, “Jurassic Park,” is gearing up at the Middle Florida Baptist Assembly grounds . . .

Do you go to the museum, get locked in, then chased and killed by dinosaurs? That doesn’t sound like much of an enticement to go there, IMO. However, it would take care of two problems at once, because the people who would pay to get in might be better off. . .oh, no, I wouldn’t want anyone to be eaten up by dinosaurs, but locked away wouldn’t be all that bad.

The exhibits are provided by “self-taught creationist” Tom Baird. Reading his comments in the article, I’m guessing he’s taught himself grammar and vocabulary as well.

“To find a fossil, I’m finding, often times, especially if it’s a dinosaur fossil, a victim of God’s judgment,” Baird said. “And I may be the first one to ever see the remains since it was buried in the flood.”

“If you went to what they would call a normal museum they’d give you all their evolutionary dogma,” Baird said. “They don’t tell you that they’re giving you evolution and it’s not that I have … to say I’m a Bible-believing creationist; I just present the evidence.”

Noah’s Park is part of the 21st century answer to the world’s solutions, Baird said.

“The church has failed to see the importance of the history of the past,”

“I wanted to help the saints understand that the Word of God is reliable. In fact it is the only reliable historical document from the past and the most accurate because it is without the corruption of man…. Jesus saw the origins and the beginnings of all these things from where you’ve got to start if you’re going to form theories and try to understand what it’s all about.”

Taught himself science, too, I’d wager. And history.

If you’re anywhere near Lafayette County in Florida, run away. Very fast.

It’s a Lovely Day

It’s a Lovely Day

And just as soon as I feel like getting showered and dressed, I’m going out in it.

My tooth was hurting again, so the dentist filed down the crown a bit, and I scheduled a trip to the oral surgeon yesterday. His take is that it was just pressure from the crown hitting my bottom teeth before the other teeth did, so I’m taking Advil three times a day for a week to see if having it shorter helps. It does feel a lot better since it got shortened, so we’ll see.

So I had time to drive around after that, and I hit my old favorite garden centers. I came home with very few things. However, I do have some alyssum and sweet potato vine to add to the front and more peach colored verbena for the back. I have to get the Fragrant Cloud rose back into the ground with the amended soil, and do some more mulching in the back. After the back is done, I’ll focus on the big bed in front and the foundation plantings.

Our contractor expects to start work on the siding in a couple of weeks. Maybe I can get one of his guys to help the kids with the fort. . .heh. For now, they need to clean their rooms. And Audrey needs to hang up her new dresses. We went shopping on Thursday so she could have something special to wear for her graduation dance. OMG she looks so grown-up in them!! (Filene’s had them for under $30 each, so we got three. They’re not super fancy, so she’ll be able to wear them for other occasions.) My baby is starting High School. I have a whole summer to freak out about it.