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James Lileks Has Done it Again

James Lileks Has Done it Again

I desperately needed to get out of the house last night, so I headed off to Borders and found “Mother Knows Worst,” by James Lileks.  (http://www.lileks.com/)  I sat in the cafe, enjoying my cappuccino, and spewing crumbs of blueberry scone all over innocent fellow patrons.  People kept turning around, even the ones who were out of firing range, to see what had me in such hysterics.  He has taken snippets of ads and books from the 60’s and before, about baby care advice and products, and added his side-splitting commentary on each.  His previous work, “Gallery of Regrettable Food” had the same effect on me.  Both had to be read in one sitting, and with a safe distance between me and anything that couldn’t handle food stains.

He does do some serious commentary, but check out the website for a taste of his humor.  And buy the book.

My House Looks So Barren!!

My House Looks So Barren!!

Except, of course, for the huge piles of boxes everywhere. Man-oh-man, packing sure takes way more time than it’s worth.

Well, maybe not. It does force you to examine your life, especially if you’ve reached that stage where you’ve been in one place for a while and your friends aren’t going to help you move. When you’ve hired movers and you’re paying by the pound, you tend to become more circumspect about your possessions. More introspective about your motives (This toothbrush is the grossest thing I’ve ever seen! Why the hell did I keep it????) and more thoughtful about your future life (Will I honestly ever have a use for three gyroscopes? Ever?). You are reminded of your old life – Oh, here’s the letter I kept because I felt so guilty for dumping the guy who wrote it, and one day the world will >need< to know why Spanish nurses like beer with chocolate sauce! – and also reminded of why your current one sucks way less – Here’s all the (ahem, kaff! kaff!) “sales” awards from that old corporate kiss-ass lifestyle!

Yeah, it takes longer than just sweeping everything off the shelves into a box without worrying about whether or not something’s breakable, but it has tons o’ intangible rewards. Woohoo!