I promise that on this site, there will be no talk of lolitas, Nabokov’s or otherwise.  Nor will you find any references to lonely housewives.  I will not mention discount medications, pharmaceuticals, or pills, and especially not specific ones like Viagra, Cialis, or even the little blue pill.  You will see nothing seductive, titillating, hot, or stimulating.  Oh, and definitely nothing kinky.  Eww.  No porn of any kind – no S&M, no bondage, not even panties or stiletto heels.  Don’t expect to find anything dirty, nasty, anything like that.  It won’t be here, so don’t bother. 

On the other hand, after we’re settled, I might get to work on the praying mantis costume.

I’m having a lot of trouble getting myself started today.  Did laundry, cleaned the kitchen, passed some time with the neighbors.  OK, so do I have to drive up to the lawyer’s office so he can check out the mortgage commitment papers, and drop off the saturated saxophone for repairs, but I really do need to get off my behind and pack.  Oh, well, I’ll probably get frenzied and do it pretty soon.  And I’ll be giving the lizard and her terrarium away, so that kind of counts as packing, right?

Ok, if you want to lose faith in humanity, start checking your site meter for referrerals.  “Child thong”?  “I came on alison’s face”?   Ewwwwwwww!  Yuck!  It’s like I need to swab the site with rubbing alcohol.  Blech.  You people need a separate domain suffix, for sure.