Man, the weather’s finally looking beautiful, and it’s time to spend more money on the house. So we’re going to go to an art festival instead.

And when it rains on Sunday, we’ll bitch and moan that we can’t do anything outside. Then I’ll hit the garden centers alone during the week and bat my eyes and get the big strong guys who work there to carry all the stuff to my car. I have to do this on a day I can walk the kids home, because I then won’t be able to get the garden stuff out of the car, so there won’t be room in it for children. All this planning – good thing I have a college education.